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He seemed very busy in is work , attending phone calls , giving and taking instructions

 TO DO list was getting longer and literally he had no time to take sip of drink kept on his table . This is his schedule almost every day …soon  tea break of 20 mint started .with a breathe of relief  he stopped all his activity and got ready for made him relaxed from the work pressure through  every possible means there.

A group of his female co-workers were passing by his desk and he saw his 2 friend were also coming wid small steps holding teacups…..rising steam made him eager to get it quickly but the giggles and the soft smell of ladies perfume were also catching his attention .

Suddenly he called out one of them from that group and asked about some problem that she was facing at the job place …though he himself didn’t have any bit of time to do ANY task other than his job but he seemed so concerned for that unrelated duty J

Many of his domestic chores were kept in pending box due to his 2 deadly jobs one after the other, required for his and his SMALL  family’s fundamental requirements.

After feeling first-class in her 15 mint company he made promise to show her car to some good mechanic to tune it up …..
Tea break got over soon BUT “ GIVING an hour to kids for chit chat and play “ was cancelled from the RESOLUTION of his day as usual. “Visit  to mechanic was MORE important as it was the COST of revival in those mind-numbing hrs of job , directly related with the survival of his kids” thinking this and he became guiltless.

This is the grant of  ECONOMIC system developed by human minds, planned without keeping human  psychological , psychical and moral requirements in view .

It is made just to get more assets in less possible time and investment.

GREAT MINDS!!!

Is there any other way-out to escape from its clutches???

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.

2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.

3. Twitch a lot.

4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.

5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

6. Become a subgenius.

7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.

8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.

9. Speak in tongues.

10. Move you roommate’s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.

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A wife mentioned to her husband that for Valentine’s Day, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…………

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But her husband presented her with something very different…

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Top Ten Biggest Athletes.

Top Ten most Intellegent Breed of Dogs

Top Ten Ice Cream Consumeners

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Love makes u blind like watching a bad movie over and over in ur mind u blink once it gose farster u blink twice and u make a desarster and all u think of is what would of been there if u haddint blinked.Wile holding the one u love for its the one u love who brings wat u r out into the.One thing u were givin to creat for ur self for
ur love become life and l8er on ur life will become death within minutes and within days ur life will become hell and days will go by wile u watch ur love die right infront of ur very own eyes.

For poeple who see what they dont want to beleive end up seeing what they fear the most in there lives.Most people end up with one love or 2 but one things for sertan that a heart it split
into 2 halfs one for ur love and the other for ur self.

Love can only be contained if a heart is hole or the hearts have become one with the other person.So live through love and love to live through life because one day u will find out u have a heart to love but no one to give love to.So u shall only have one heart and one life for they are the things that bring the only true feeling of life and love into ur heart for it was once spokin that a heart can be as strong as it wants but it can never hold out the power of love.

For love is life and life is love and love is death

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don’t you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don’t you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don’t, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT…

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So daming, yet so wonderful… WOMEN !

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8 ) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

9) Windows message: “You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?”

10) This is a message from God: “Rebooting the universe, please log off.”

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

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OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack—once if by LAN, twice if by C:>.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a “virus”, but instead refers to itself as an “electronic microorganism.”

RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won’t allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS #2: Their is sumthing rong wit your komputer, ewe jsut cant figyour out watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
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