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10. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
9. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
8. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.”
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
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1. On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
“Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.”
2. On an infant’s bathtub:
”Do not throw baby out with bath water.”
3. On a roll of Life Savers:
“Not for use as a flotation device.”
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Mini-muscleman - At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smallest bodybuilder.
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1: It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2: Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3: All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4: At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5: Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
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