Fun and Information

1: Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people,whether they are employed or not.

2:  At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3:  Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4:  Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5:  It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6:  When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7:  If you are blond and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8:  Cool Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9: Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10: All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11: All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12: It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13: Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.

14: You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15: Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16: The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17:  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18: Cool If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19: If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20: Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”

21: Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22: All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

23:  A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24: If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25: Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26:  When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

Rate this:

2.5