admin1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.
10. Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.
11. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
12. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
13. Drive to work in reverse.
14. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
15. Polish your car with earwax.
16. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
17. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
18. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
19. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
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