admin/**
* (c) 2008 Microsoft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/
#include “osx_tiger_features.h”;
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
boolean beta = true;
WindowsVista()
{
checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
/** oK. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware
* Lets make his life miserable
*/
runInternetExplorer7()
}
void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
{
/*
* Lets make sure that half of the world cannot run this OS while we fix all the bugs
*/
if((installedRam < 2GB) || ProcessorSpeed < 4GHZ))
{
MessageBox(”Your system does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again”);
waitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
}
}
void runInternetExplorer7()
{
IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
ie7.featureSet = firefox_features + safari_features + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;
ie7.run();
waitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
bsod();
}
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January 20th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Funny, but it must have been written by a Windows hating Mac user.
Ive been running Vista for months works fine i turned all th flashy crap off, i have even installed it on my macbook and got rid of the mac os.
January 20th, 2008 at 8:50 am
meh.. as bad as the buggy leapard os… if you doubt that, do your homework (:
I have been running home premium since release… never had 1 issue!
January 21st, 2008 at 3:02 am
Windows is now a 64 bit tweak of a 32 bit extension to a 16 bit user interface for an 8 bit operating system based on a 4 bit architecture from a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
