1.  Your car stalls and you need to hit CTRL-ALT-DEL to get it to start up again.

2.  Your microwave comes with Windows 2000 pre-loaded.

3.  The first thing you see is a C:\ prompt when you turn on your calculator.

4.  Getting that cashier job at the local supermarket requires experience in C++, HTML, ORACLE and JAVA.

5.  Wristwatches come equipped with hard drives.

6.  Toilets flush at 600 mhz and come equipped with 32 megabytes of ram.

7.  That simple, easy-to-use dial on the toaster is replaced with a CRT showing an icon menu.

8.  Your sewing machine will not operate without a 56 kbps internet connection.

9.  The TV has a START button in the corner of the screen.

10.  You activate your newborn child’s web site and internet email address before filling out the birth certificate.

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