adminA non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
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Tim : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Joi : public member or private?
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Jack : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could bewrong?
Jame : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
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Jack : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer…
Tom : How do you say that?
Jack : He asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Tom : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Jack : How do you say that?
Tom : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea .
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Tim : Hey…. whats time now?
Joi : System time or local time.
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And dont miss the last one, it’s THE BEST !
4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows!
1: Right click the mouse on the file to transfer Select cut option.
2: Disconnect the mouse from that PC
3: Take that mouse carefully and connect it to the other PC where you want to copy that file
4: Try to paste it there….!!!!!!!!!
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