admin1: If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2: It’s only unethical if you get caught.
3: The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
4: Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
5: Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
6: If you think we’re a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)
7: Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
8: We put the “k” in “kwality”
9: If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
10: Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity.
11: A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
12: If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
13: ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE…..
14: We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
15: 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
16: Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
17: We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.
18: Plagiarism saves time.
19: If at first you don’t succeed - try management.
20: At least you’re not being rectally probed by aliens.
21: Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
22: This can’t go on forever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years.
23: Never quit until you have another job.
24: TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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