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1:  A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.

2:  A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

3:  A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

4:  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

5: Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.

6: If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.      

7: You can learn many things from children… like how much patience you have.

     Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

And one more……..

8: Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but            then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

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