admin1. On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
“Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.”
2. On an infant’s bathtub:
”Do not throw baby out with bath water.”
3. On a roll of Life Savers:
“Not for use as a flotation device.”
4. On a Pentium chip:
”If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total of $4.97.”
5. On a disposable razor:
”Do not use this product during an earthquake.”
6. On pantyhose:
“Not to be used in the commission of a felony.”
7. On work gloves:
”For best results, do not leave at crime scene.”
8. On Odor Eaters:
”Do not eat.”
9. On a blender:
”Not for use as an aquarium.”
10. On a wet suit:
”Capacity, One Person.”
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