Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 21:50Posted in category funny 456 views
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1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
3. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4. “Amen”
5. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
6. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
7. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
8. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
9. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
10. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
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