1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

3. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”

4. “Amen”

5. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”

6. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”

7. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”

8. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”

9. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”

10. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

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