adminThe family meeting
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
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A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather
that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made
her daily trip to school.
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with
thunder and lightning.The mother of the little girl felt
concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked
home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm
might harm her child.
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword
would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly
got in her car and drove along the route to her child’s school.
As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each
flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile.
Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little
girl stopping, looking up and smiling. Finally, the mother called
over to her child and asked, “What are you doing?”
The child answered, “Smiling, God just keeps taking pictures of me.”
.. Is that what lightning is all about ..A photo session!!!
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Signs Found in the Kitchen
So this isn’t Home Sweet Home … Adjust!
Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
If you write in the dust, please don’t date it!
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
I take back my words ….
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