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He seemed very busy in is work , attending phone calls , giving and taking instructions

 TO DO list was getting longer and literally he had no time to take sip of drink kept on his table . This is his schedule almost every day …soon  tea break of 20 mint started .with a breathe of relief  he stopped all his activity and got ready for made him relaxed from the work pressure through  every possible means there.

A group of his female co-workers were passing by his desk and he saw his 2 friend were also coming wid small steps holding teacups…..rising steam made him eager to get it quickly but the giggles and the soft smell of ladies perfume were also catching his attention .

Suddenly he called out one of them from that group and asked about some problem that she was facing at the job place …though he himself didn’t have any bit of time to do ANY task other than his job but he seemed so concerned for that unrelated duty J

Many of his domestic chores were kept in pending box due to his 2 deadly jobs one after the other, required for his and his SMALL  family’s fundamental requirements.

After feeling first-class in her 15 mint company he made promise to show her car to some good mechanic to tune it up …..
Tea break got over soon BUT “ GIVING an hour to kids for chit chat and play “ was cancelled from the RESOLUTION of his day as usual. “Visit  to mechanic was MORE important as it was the COST of revival in those mind-numbing hrs of job , directly related with the survival of his kids” thinking this and he became guiltless.

This is the grant of  ECONOMIC system developed by human minds, planned without keeping human  psychological , psychical and moral requirements in view .

It is made just to get more assets in less possible time and investment.

GREAT MINDS!!!

Is there any other way-out to escape from its clutches???

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.

2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.

3. Twitch a lot.

4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.

5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

6. Become a subgenius.

7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.

8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.

9. Speak in tongues.

10. Move you roommate’s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.

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Love makes u blind like watching a bad movie over and over in ur mind u blink once it gose farster u blink twice and u make a desarster and all u think of is what would of been there if u haddint blinked.Wile holding the one u love for its the one u love who brings wat u r out into the.One thing u were givin to creat for ur self for
ur love become life and l8er on ur life will become death within minutes and within days ur life will become hell and days will go by wile u watch ur love die right infront of ur very own eyes.

For poeple who see what they dont want to beleive end up seeing what they fear the most in there lives.Most people end up with one love or 2 but one things for sertan that a heart it split
into 2 halfs one for ur love and the other for ur self.

Love can only be contained if a heart is hole or the hearts have become one with the other person.So live through love and love to live through life because one day u will find out u have a heart to love but no one to give love to.So u shall only have one heart and one life for they are the things that bring the only true feeling of life and love into ur heart for it was once spokin that a heart can be as strong as it wants but it can never hold out the power of love.

For love is life and life is love and love is death

9Climbing clock: It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.

8Wake Up Puzzle: You have to build the puzzle to make it stop 8Wake or Curse : You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you.

7Wake or Curse : You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you. curse you.

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A Just Friend says..hi,..hello, ..bye,… and walks away…
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it’s not a friendship, until after you’ve had a fight.

A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you…. why you took so long to call.

A Just Friend  when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story…..

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.

A Just Friend doesn’t have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules… .

A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice…..

A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know…what all to finish…

One day, Myself - forever forbidding me from good, and enticing me into evil - asked me, “When does a woman become more beautiful in your eyes?”

I asked, “Why do you want to know?”

Myself said, “If I tell you, will you answer my question? ”

I said, “Yes!”

Myself said, “Satan, our grand teacher is making a survey of what makes the woman more beautiful in the eyes of men”

I asked, “What’s this survey for?”

Myself said, “He wants to make an encyclopedia that will be distributed among the Satans of mankind and Jinn. He wants our approach to be more scientific! Now tell me, when does the woman become more beautiful in your eyes?”

I asked, “Do you have ways of making a woman more beautiful in the eyes of men?”

Myself said, “Yes, there are many ways, mannerisms and looks. Each man has his own inclinations”

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“Takes pain,”  said the window.
“Keep cool,”  said the ice.
“Drive hard,”  said the hammer.
“Be up to date,”  said the calender.
“Never be led,”   said the pencil.
“Be sharp,”  said the knife.
“Make light around you,”  said the fire.
 

“Stick to it,”  said the glue.
 

“Be bright,”  said the lamp.

Never say I Love You
If you don’t really care
 
Never talk of feelings
If they aren’t really there
 
Never hold my hand
If you mean to break my heart
 
Never say forever
If you ever plan to part
 
Never look into my eyes
If you are telling me a lie
 
Never say hello
If you think you’ll say goodbye
 
Never say that I’m THE one
If you dream of more than me
 
Never lock up my heart
If you don’t have the key.