HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
Are you lonely???
Don’t like working on your own?
Hate making decisions?
Then Call a Meeting !!
You can….
See People
Draw flowcharts
Feel important
Form subcommittees
Impress your colleagues
Make meaningless recommendations
All on Company Time!!!
Meetings……..
The Practical alternative to work.
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F: is for Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
R: is for Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
I: is for Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.
E: is for Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
N: is for Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
D: is for Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
S: is for Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
H: is for Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
I: is for Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter.
A friend will always be there for you just friends like u ……………
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The question that everyone has been dying to know…Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was historically inevitable.
Question: What would you like to have… Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White
Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.
Not only are the shapes below cool,
but take a close look at the numbers–
both horizontally and vertically,
they are always consecutive.
Very interesting…
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Amazing, huh?
Finally, look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
Clever?
Or too much spare time. . .
Guess you can decide
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3=4
Proof:–>
suppose
a+b=c
this can be written as:
4a-3a+4b-3b=4c-3c
after reorganising:
4a+4b-4c=3a+3b-3c
take constants out of the bracket:
4*(a+b-c)=3*(a+b-c)
remove the same terms on both the sides:
4=3
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
10. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
9. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
8. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.”
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