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Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

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Quote from a recent meeting:

“We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.

Quote from the Boss…

“I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”

A motivational sign at work:

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

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Scorpion King .

When the guards go into the cave to find The Rock, and after the guy says “stay on the rocks” they show the feet walking along the rocks. One of the guys is clearly wearing white laces in his shoes. The other is wearing leather laces.

When the Scorpion King kills warriors with his sword (the cave with the quicksand is a good example), there is absolutely not a trace of blood on his sword. His sword gets raised above his head looking like it’s just been polished.

Towards the end of the film, when the Rock walks into the rebel camp, you can clearly see a camera man in a white t-shirt and black cap. You see him crawling towards the Scorpion King.

When the Rock pulls the arrow out of his back there is no blood on it.

All swords in this movie are made from steel, and in the beginning it’s said that the film takes place years before the Pyramids were built (they were built around 3200 BC). Steel wouldn’t have been around for thousands of years.

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WOMAN has MAN in it.

SHE has He in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

MISTRESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it.

…….and so on the list is never ending, so no need to be proud…….BOYS, you are always incomplete without GIRLS.

Hey I can say in other words

FEMALE is in complete without MALE, because

To be a FEMALE MALE is necessary

To be a WOMAN MAN is necessary

TO construct MADAM ADAM is necessary

MRS can not be complete unless Mr. is prefixed.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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1: To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. (Janet Coleman)

2: The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney)

3: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. (George Carlin)

4: If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. (Paul Beatty)

5:In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. (Joey Adams)

It’s really not difficult to make a woman happy, A man only needs to be :

1. A Friend

2. A Companion

3. A Lover

4. A Brother

5. A Father

6. A Master

7. A Cheif

8. An Electrician

9. A Carpenter

10. A Plumber

11. A Mechanic

12. A Decorator

13. A Stylist

17. A Psychologist

18. A Pest exterminator

19. A Psychiatrist

20. A Healer

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1: If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2: It’s only unethical if you get caught.

3: The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4: Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

5: Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

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IDIOTS AT WORK…

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
 

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD…

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

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