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A. INTRO

I. What is this?
II. Defining ‘Noob’

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren’t one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies

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A. INTRO

I. What is this?

This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining ‘Noob’

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it’s often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

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The family meeting

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad:  People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.  I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:  Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid:  So what is the problem?  We all use our work telephones.

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A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather
that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made
her daily trip to school.
 
As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with
thunder and lightning.The mother of the little girl felt
concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked
home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm
might harm her child.
 
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword
would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly
got in her car and drove along the route to her child’s school.
As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each
flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile.
 
Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little
girl stopping, looking up and smiling. Finally, the mother called
over to her child and asked, “What are you doing?”
 
The child answered, “Smiling, God just keeps taking pictures of me.”
 
 .. Is that what lightning is all about ..A photo session!!!

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Signs Found in the Kitchen

So this isn’t Home Sweet Home … Adjust!
 
Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
 
If you write in the dust, please don’t date it!
 
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
 
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
 
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
 
I take back my words ….

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello, ..bye,… and walks away…
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it’s not a friendship, until after you’ve had a fight.

A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you…. why you took so long to call.

A Just Friend  when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story…..

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.

A Just Friend doesn’t have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules… .

A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice…..

A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know…what all to finish…

One day, Myself - forever forbidding me from good, and enticing me into evil - asked me, “When does a woman become more beautiful in your eyes?”

I asked, “Why do you want to know?”

Myself said, “If I tell you, will you answer my question? ”

I said, “Yes!”

Myself said, “Satan, our grand teacher is making a survey of what makes the woman more beautiful in the eyes of men”

I asked, “What’s this survey for?”

Myself said, “He wants to make an encyclopedia that will be distributed among the Satans of mankind and Jinn. He wants our approach to be more scientific! Now tell me, when does the woman become more beautiful in your eyes?”

I asked, “Do you have ways of making a woman more beautiful in the eyes of men?”

Myself said, “Yes, there are many ways, mannerisms and looks. Each man has his own inclinations”

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The trick is to find a way to go to the next page.
 
If u can really go to the 23rd page ur a genius in ur own respect
 
So best of luck n keep clicking, tik tik…
 
 
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Did you manage to get it???  If not scroll down to see how to do this……

Here are the Answers…………..

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Bank Balance

First Week        : 10000

Second Week    : 1000

Third Week        : 100

Fourth week      : 10

Conveyance

First Week        : Auto (”I can afford it”)

Second Week    : Share Auto (”I would like to share. I am selfless!”)

Third Week        : Bus (”Public figures should travel by public transport”)

Fourth week      : Walk (”Good for health”)

Girl friends

First Week        : Eena, Meena, Tina (”I can BUY love”)

Second Week    : Meena, Tina (”I have enough girl friends”)

Third Week        : Tina (”I am loyal to her”)

Fourth week      : “Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”

Mobile Maintenance

First Week        : Frequent outgoing calls (”This is what mobile is invented for”)

Second Week    : Restricted outgoing calls (”I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”)

Third Week        : Rare outgoing calls (”Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”)

Fourth week      : Only incoming calls (”I am not going to call her until she calls me”)

Boozing

First Week        : “Come, let’s go to Pub and freak out!”

Second Week    : “Man, there is nothing in Pub. Let’s go to Liberty Park.”

Third Week        : “The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?”

Fourth week      : “Drinking is injurious to health.”

As the dangers involved in eating Fast Food is very high due to several reasons as listed below, we have to choose an alternative options of avoiding them as much as we can.

Unhealthy processed foods such as French fries, hot dogs, burgers, pizzas, snacks, chips etc. are a potential health threat since they contribute to the increased prevalence of obesity and chronic disease among both developed countries and developing countries.

Obesity is becoming the largest public health concern as we enter the new millenium, especially among children. Obesity increases the risk for high cholesterol and fatty streak development, which translates into greater risk for cardiac disease and cardiovascular related disease such as high Blood Pressure and Diabetes.

One meal at a fast food restaurant may contribute a significant amount of fat and sodium for the day. For example, McDonald’s new Spanish omelet bagel contains 710 calories, 40 grams of fat, 275 mg of cholesterol and 1,520 mg of sodium. High fat diets and bigger portions in combination with decreased physical activity play major roles in the obesity epidemic.

The high salt content of fast foods also has many threats to the health problems associated with high blood pressure, strokes, and kidney function.

Monosodium glutamate (also known Ajinomoto) is in almost all processed foods and certainly in almost all fast food out there. All sorts of medical studies have revealed that Monosodium glutamate causes obesity, along with a lot of other nasty things. It’s a chemical we should never put in our bodies, and yet it’s something that is in virtually every processed food we buy whether it’s fast food or snacks.

All the techniques used to process food - canning, dehydrating and freezing - virtually destroy the flavor of food, so chemicals under the guise of “natural flavors” have been added to enhance the flavor, while color additives are added to make the foods look fresh. It might make the food look and taste better, but it’s not doing much for our bodies
There is little evidence that if children eat fast food on a very limited basis they are going to have dietary or weight problems. The big problem is that most children eat fast food more than once a week.

It is apparent that fast foods are always a temptation because they are widely available, convenient and cheap, but as parents and educators it is important to set examples for children to emulate. Encouraging the consumption of a balanced diet, high in complex carbohydrates such as legumes, fruits, vegetables, and whole grains may result in many health benefits. Parents and teachers can educate and empower children by involving them in creating simple, fun, and creative homemade alternatives.

The key is to limit your intake of fast foods-and choose wisely. Studies show the average fast food meal costs you 1,200 calories, but you can limit these drawbacks by keeping in mind the following guidelines / tips / alternatives:

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1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring , and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil.
Do not consume fried foods when you are tired,except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming raw (overly done)
 

Foods also add to the burden of liver.

Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished  in one sitting, do not store. We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary
chemicals according to ’schedule.

Because :

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