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1 Person above 18 years of age and over 50 Kgs. in weight can donate blood once in three months.

2 A normal adult has five to six liters of blood in his/her body of which only 300 ml is used during blood donation.

3 This blood is replaced by your body within 24 to 48 hours!

4 No special diet, rest or medicine is required after blood donation.

5 The donor should not have taken any medicine in the last 48 hours.

6 The donor should not have contacted jaundice in the previous three years.

7 Every donor is given a medical checkup prior to donation to see if he/she is medically fit and doesn’t suffer from anemia, high blood pressure etc.,

8 The donor cannot contract AIDS or any other disease by donating blood.Make Blood donation a habit . There are many persons including females who has donated blood more than 10 -20 times in their life

9 Start with your B’day or from just today. Your little contribution can save someone’s life.

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like adog” when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

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The Inevitable Laws of Work

1 If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

2 Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

3 It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you’re going to do.

4 After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

5 You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

6 When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7 There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

8 Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”

9 Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

10 If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

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He seemed very busy in is work , attending phone calls , giving and taking instructions

 TO DO list was getting longer and literally he had no time to take sip of drink kept on his table . This is his schedule almost every day …soon  tea break of 20 mint started .with a breathe of relief  he stopped all his activity and got ready for made him relaxed from the work pressure through  every possible means there.

A group of his female co-workers were passing by his desk and he saw his 2 friend were also coming wid small steps holding teacups…..rising steam made him eager to get it quickly but the giggles and the soft smell of ladies perfume were also catching his attention .

Suddenly he called out one of them from that group and asked about some problem that she was facing at the job place …though he himself didn’t have any bit of time to do ANY task other than his job but he seemed so concerned for that unrelated duty J

Many of his domestic chores were kept in pending box due to his 2 deadly jobs one after the other, required for his and his SMALL  family’s fundamental requirements.

After feeling first-class in her 15 mint company he made promise to show her car to some good mechanic to tune it up …..
Tea break got over soon BUT “ GIVING an hour to kids for chit chat and play “ was cancelled from the RESOLUTION of his day as usual. “Visit  to mechanic was MORE important as it was the COST of revival in those mind-numbing hrs of job , directly related with the survival of his kids” thinking this and he became guiltless.

This is the grant of  ECONOMIC system developed by human minds, planned without keeping human  psychological , psychical and moral requirements in view .

It is made just to get more assets in less possible time and investment.

GREAT MINDS!!!

Is there any other way-out to escape from its clutches???

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.

2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.

3. Twitch a lot.

4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.

5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

6. Become a subgenius.

7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.

8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.

9. Speak in tongues.

10. Move you roommate’s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.

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A wife mentioned to her husband that for Valentine’s Day, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…………

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But her husband presented her with something very different…

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