Fun and Information

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS…..

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad!

I was having trouble with my computer. so I called Benny, my 13-year old son, whose computer room looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come help me. Benny clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?
He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”

Benny grinned…. ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?’
‘No,’ I replied. ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T … I used to like that little sh*t …

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again & again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius, much more than these celebrities.
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(On September’ 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995)

Question : If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer : “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever; but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
—– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
—– Mariah Carey
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INFO:

Microsoft is proudly to announce the latest Windows that will hit the stores, Windows 2012. Its 2012, because it will be launched in 2012, but lord bill gates talked to Jesus to bring 2012 sooner. This Windows will succeed the most spectacular windows made until today, the Windows Vista, and it will be even better. Has you all know, windows Vista, stunned the population on eareth due to the incredible easy use and safe programs, that made Vista so perfect. Also we all know that the Aero function, that turned Vista even more alive, will also be on Windows 2012.

New Features of Windows 2012:

- A brand new clock, that will work even better. It will also tell you when you need to update (recommend: 30 updates per day)
- A simple install system. When installing, users will chose from the full install or the recommended install. They are all the same, so don’t worry about choosing the wrong one.
- Windows 2012 will have the Microsoft Defender v50, that makes your computer safe.
- You may want to update windows 2012 to a better version right? No problem. Like Windows Vista you may select between: Read More »

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM USA_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

Find the errors if possible…. …….