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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your ‘beer/Pepsi drawer with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
 

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
 

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.
 

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

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Some folks ride the train of life
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.

They sit in sad remembrance,
Of wasted days gone by,
And curse their life for what it was,
And hang their head and cry.

But I don’t concern myself with that,
I took a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.

So strap me to the engine,
As securely as I can be,
I want to be out on the front,
To see what I can see.

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE:

Read from the bottom going up.

In the scene where Neo is sitting on the bench next to the Oracle, there is one quick shot of the fence area where Smith comes in. In spraypaint on the metal fence it has “ONE” written across it diagonally up to the right. When the oracle leaves and Agent Smith comes through the fence entrance the spraypainted “ONE” has disappeared.

In the scene where Morpheus is sitting in the chair near the end of the movie giving his “War and fate” speech you can see the microphone and camera in his sunglasses. This is repeatedly seen during the whole scene.

During the car chase on the freeway a red Miata is seen on left side of the lane, the scene cuts to a frontal shot and the Miata can be seen in the back of the car, and then back to the left in the following scene.

During the freeway scenes, the sword Morpheus used as a foot hold to grab the keymaker keeps moving. It was at arms length from the top when he inserted it; when Morpheus was standing on it, the sword was a whole body length below the top; when Morpheus took the sword out in his fight against the agent, it was back in its original position.

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Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!

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Quote from a recent meeting:

“We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.

Quote from the Boss…

“I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”

A motivational sign at work:

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

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