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Here is a simple test to see what control you have over YOUR body…

Sitting at your computer….

Raise your RIGHT foot off the floor a little

Rotate your RIGHT foot CLOCKWISE

While continuing to rotate your foot…..

Draw the figure 6 in the air with your RIGHT hand

and…………………..

I’ll guarantee your foot changes direction immediately

Try it………..no one is looking!!!!!!

1: The stuff you use when all your credit cards are maxed-out.

2: They say that money isn’t everything, and that’s true. Problem is — look how many things it is though.

3: They say money can’t buy friends. It can, however, rent a few now and then.

4: They also say that money can’t buy you true love either. It does however put ya in a good bargaining position.

5: As for money buying happiness, do you really think the guy with 250 million is any happier than a guy with only 200 million?

6: When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.

7: I’ve got enough money saved for the rest of my life. Well… unless I want to buy something.

8: Double your money! Fold over once and put it in your pocket.

9: A Penny Saved Is… “Not Much”

10: They say that money talks. Mine always says “Good bye!”

11: Money is the root of all money!

No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly  okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk  okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. It’s a bug.

PLAN while others are playing.

STUDY while others are sleeping.

DECIDE while others are delaying.

PREPARE while others are daydreaming.

BEGIN while others are procrastinating.

WORK while others are wishing.

SAVE while others are wasting.

LISTEN while others are talking.

SMILE while others are frowning.

COMMEND while others are criticizing.

PERSIST while others are quitting.

A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?”

Because “I’m a woman” ,she told him.

“I don’t understand “, he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.“

Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”

“All women cry for no reason”, was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, “still wondering why women cry…”

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These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

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