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Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following  conversation with the captain.

Passenger: How far is land, from here?

Captain: Two miles… Read More »

What we say:Duties will vary
What we mean:Anyone in the office can boss you around.

What we say:Competitive Salary
What we mean: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

What we say:Join our fast-paced team
What we mean: We have no time to train you. Read More »

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him
an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 10 meters above the ground. You’re between 33 and 34 degrees South latitude and between 18 and 19 degrees West longitude.”

“You must be in Information Technology,” said the balloonist. Read More »