If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
1. On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
“Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.”
2. On an infant’s bathtub:
”Do not throw baby out with bath water.”
3. On a roll of Life Savers:
“Not for use as a flotation device.”
Mini-muscleman - At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smallest bodybuilder.
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1: It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2: Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3: All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4: At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
5: Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
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HEIGHT OF MY FRIENDSHIP:
I always mail, u don’t.
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side-by-side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.
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1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, ”May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
5. ”Damn, this water is cold.”
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