Fun and Information

F:  is for Fun…………That friends share when they are together.

R: is for Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.

I:  is for Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.

E: is for Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

N: is for Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.

D: is for Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.

S: is for Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.

H: is for Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.

I:  is for Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter.

A friend will always be there for you just friends like u ……………

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

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Tim : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.

Joi : public member or private?

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Jack : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could bewrong?

Jame : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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The question that everyone has been dying to know…Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was historically inevitable.

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1. People call you instead of using MySimon and DealTime.

2. You have 16 co-branded credit cards, and you only use each one for the online store it’s branded with.

3. You write nasty e-mails to Amazon every time their recommendation is slightly off from your true taste.

4. Your pet monkey asks you once a week to find him the cheapest bananas online.

5. The FedEx guy parks his truck in front of your house for over an hour every day, and recently has been taking his lunch breaks there.

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Question: What would you like to have… Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.

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