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Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
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Archive for February, 2008
Sometimes it is better to have a small one
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
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Computer Age Sayings
Tuesday, February 26th, 20081. Home is where you hang your @.
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
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Things We’d Like To See On Company Motivational Posters…
Tuesday, February 26th, 20081: If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2: It’s only unethical if you get caught.
3: The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
4: Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
5: Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
Only 55% of people can read this?
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008Try to read this. I’m sure you can…very interesting
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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Things Not To Do During A Job Interview
Monday, February 25th, 2008IDIOTS AT WORK…
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD…
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
