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Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:

WinErr: 001
Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr: 002
No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004
Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 007
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 009
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 . I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User… (KEEP READING)

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Scorpion King .

When the guards go into the cave to find The Rock, and after the guy says “stay on the rocks” they show the feet walking along the rocks. One of the guys is clearly wearing white laces in his shoes. The other is wearing leather laces.

When the Scorpion King kills warriors with his sword (the cave with the quicksand is a good example), there is absolutely not a trace of blood on his sword. His sword gets raised above his head looking like it’s just been polished.

Towards the end of the film, when the Rock walks into the rebel camp, you can clearly see a camera man in a white t-shirt and black cap. You see him crawling towards the Scorpion King.

When the Rock pulls the arrow out of his back there is no blood on it.

All swords in this movie are made from steel, and in the beginning it’s said that the film takes place years before the Pyramids were built (they were built around 3200 BC). Steel wouldn’t have been around for thousands of years.

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WOMAN has MAN in it.

SHE has He in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

MISTRESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it.

…….and so on the list is never ending, so no need to be proud…….BOYS, you are always incomplete without GIRLS.

Hey I can say in other words

FEMALE is in complete without MALE, because

To be a FEMALE MALE is necessary

To be a WOMAN MAN is necessary

TO construct MADAM ADAM is necessary

MRS can not be complete unless Mr. is prefixed.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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1: To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. (Janet Coleman)

2: The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney)

3: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. (George Carlin)

4: If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. (Paul Beatty)

5:In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. (Joey Adams)

It’s really not difficult to make a woman happy, A man only needs to be :

1. A Friend

2. A Companion

3. A Lover

4. A Brother

5. A Father

6. A Master

7. A Cheif

8. An Electrician

9. A Carpenter

10. A Plumber

11. A Mechanic

12. A Decorator

13. A Stylist

17. A Psychologist

18. A Pest exterminator

19. A Psychiatrist

20. A Healer

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